Saturday, 31 December 2016
Friday, 30 December 2016
Appreciate ******
I don't know how this gonna sound like**
But it need to be said.
Every body is happy about the New Year loading, but really how many of us have sit down quietly sand rummage about the pass. The thought of those we have lost, those we lose, those we left, the happy moment, the good times, the bad days and bad issue. We have lost those dearest to us ,they probably risk their self because of us or we did lose them by our act of stupidity or ignorance.. We have really did gone through a lot,seen a lot, hear a lot and have done a lot... I just want to use this medium to tell everyone thank you for Everything, your love, your time, your care, your prayer despite anything I did.. Mehn I really appreciate. Thank you so much.
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*'*NEGATIVE THOUGHTS *"*
Negative thinking can affect your mood, your outlook on life, and your marriage.Some people are just more prone to negative thoughts. Negative thoughts aren’t realistic. They are thoughts too negative to be true. When it comes to marriage, negative thoughts may include things like, “My spouse never does anything to help me because he doesn’t care about me,” or “My wife doesn’t care how upset I am. I’d be better off single than living with someone who doesn’t care.” These sorts of thoughts are often distorted and irrational. Replacing negative thoughts with more balanced thoughts can change how you feel and how you behave. For example, you don’t need to say, “I have the best marriage ever,” if it’s not true. Instead, strike a balance with a thought that is accurate. Changing your thoughts to reflect a more realistic view of your marriage can help you to feel more optimistic. If you act like your marriage is a priority and that your efforts will pay off, it’s likely that they will. Not just marriage but every other things u engaged in, negative thoughts are not just ideal.
**"Pa AKPORS'*"
Akpors father was inside a bus going to his village when he suddenly realised dat d purse containing all his money was missing. Somebody had picked it from his pocket. He looked around d bus, everybody was calm, well seated and enjoying d ride,Thinking of to do,within some few seconds an idea struck his mind...Making sure dat everybody in d bus hear him, he said: somebody stole my pulse from my pocket.
People in d bus: no answer.
Papa Akpors continued: i said somebody piked my purse containin my money frm my pocket.
People in the bus (lukin at him): stil no answer.
Papa Akpors: if d person dat stole my pulse did nt want what hapen in 1994 to repeat itsef now, d person should own up now.
People in the Bus: now everybody lukin at each oda. Some murmurin among themselves.
Papa Akpors: i said what hapen in 1994 wil repeat itself now if d thief did nt return my pulse.
People in the bus: now everybody were serious. Some asking within themselves what hapen in 1994. And even odas are beginnin to suspect Papa Akpors as a native doctor or a wizard.
Within a minute, Papa Akpors saw his pulse on floor of d bus.
Unknwn persn had threw it there.
Papa Akpors piked his pulse and chek his money. Then comfirmin d amount to his satisfaction.
The people in d bus were amazed, how they wish they could realy knw what hapen in 1994 .
One teenager, a very beautiful girl with a glasses approached papa Akpors were he was sitin and asked him that she would like to know what hapen in 1994.
Papa Akpors luked at her, smiled and said: in1994 i was in d bus like dis and they stole my money. Na leg i take waka go house.
Shikena!
People in d bus: no answer.
Papa Akpors continued: i said somebody piked my purse containin my money frm my pocket.
People in the bus (lukin at him): stil no answer.
Papa Akpors: if d person dat stole my pulse did nt want what hapen in 1994 to repeat itsef now, d person should own up now.
People in the Bus: now everybody lukin at each oda. Some murmurin among themselves.
Papa Akpors: i said what hapen in 1994 wil repeat itself now if d thief did nt return my pulse.
People in the bus: now everybody were serious. Some asking within themselves what hapen in 1994. And even odas are beginnin to suspect Papa Akpors as a native doctor or a wizard.
Within a minute, Papa Akpors saw his pulse on floor of d bus.
Unknwn persn had threw it there.
Papa Akpors piked his pulse and chek his money. Then comfirmin d amount to his satisfaction.
The people in d bus were amazed, how they wish they could realy knw what hapen in 1994 .
One teenager, a very beautiful girl with a glasses approached papa Akpors were he was sitin and asked him that she would like to know what hapen in 1994.
Papa Akpors luked at her, smiled and said: in1994 i was in d bus like dis and they stole my money. Na leg i take waka go house.
Shikena!
**MEN SHA**//
A man gets home early from work and hears strange noise coming from the bedroom, he rushes upstairs only to find his wife naked on the bed sweating and panting. "What's up" he asked" I am having a heart attack" the woman cries. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for an ambulance, but just as he's dialing, his 4yr old son comes up and says;"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hidding on your closet and he's got no clothes on, " The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door, sure enough, there is his brother totally naked on the closet floor. "You idiot" the man says, "my wife is having a heart attack and you are running around naked scaring the kids" " come on dress up we take her to the hospital". Describe the husband in one word😂😂😂
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